All aboard here for the welfare gap
For food bank hell and fast food crap
For memories long gone and men in flat caps
All aboard here for the welfare gap
All aboard here for bonus park
For Bentley corner and big dogs who bark
For swimming pool chlorine and hate after dark
All aboard here for BonusPark
Next stop please, Westminster Hall
Mind your step, it's a long way to fall
Don't drop your change, you've earned it all
Mind the brights lights of Westminster Hall
End of the line, Paradise Lost
For nothing of value and everything costs
Where slogans are wasted and banners unfurled
Please alight here, for the brave new world.
