Christmas O Christmas
How you drive me insane
You know all my kids
Will want every d*mn thing
The crowds at the Mall
I can’t take it no more
And the cashier just graduated
Kindergarten for sure
The traffic is mad
They ride on your rear
I’ll be d*mn lucky
If I see the New Year
The decorations oh my
Please give me a break
It’s gotten bizarre
The lights and music in sync
The mistletoe’s hung
So the guys can steal kisses
And the money you spend
It’s gotten ridiculous
The madness must end
It has taken it’s toll
Christmas today
Has gotten out of control
