They fell in love: each a shining example of what the other wanted in a mate
As time went on, it came to pass that He discovered that he wanted a little more of that
And she wanted a little less of this
So-this is where it sat
With no real discussion, over the years, of the growing lists of this and that’s
Ohh…there were spats but we all know that spats don’t offer real solutions
In fact, they always fall flat
And the relationship was slowly chipped at until, eventually, in its final act
One of them hit the doormat
And THAT is neither this nor that
