They claim to be shy. As well as Socially anxious or lowbrow. Yet every thought and action is summarily posted.
As if they were proud. And conveyed out loud. For the entire world to see.
Without the slightest bit of humility. Which puts to rest. those declarations they vow.
That they never wanted to be the center of attention. Yet they will happily but hesitantly accept it. When the attention is crowned.
They’ll take all their egos will allow. And if it’s sympathy. Within it They’ll happily drown.
As long as their in front of a webcam. When their tears hit the ground. And it doesn’t ruin the mascara.
Because God forbid they should look like clowns. While having their breakdowns. Praying the online community doesn’t frown.
And ask to many questions. Like why didn’t they put the camera down? But it wouldn’t matter anyways.
Because to the average online viewers, common sense has long since been disavowed. the clicks are the god unto which they bow. And when it comes right down to it.
They’ll do anything and everything to make their sheeple laugh out loud.
THE LOL CROWD
