Even now I abuse these to get through to you,
Some would call it unusual or hypocritical.
That will make some of you stop here & won’t find out why -
I’m simply taking the advantage we give when we live online.
Let’s help make the databases – spend an hour a day on like pages -
I know what your life’s like, I was on your page last night.
No need to guess my hobbies, nobody’s stopping me from telling everybody.
Need not worry, I’ll help compile my files with a smile.
I’ll take my own picture & pose profile – After all I have to like what you find.
I’ll let you see what my eyes see and share my thoughts & feelings -
This isn’t a relationship I don’t want to be misleading.
My status tells you it’s complicated but the relationship is fabricated.
You can’t judge what comes up on a drop menu is what it tells you.
If I share, I expect you to share too.
I’ve got a couple hangouts, good friends & acquaintances.
“Let me check in & take a picture ‘cause it’s the new thing & I’m a hipster.”
How fun am I? - Sharing my life with at least a million girls & guys.
Now it’s my turn, I do get curious too – I’d like to see what you do.
I need some information on your life so I go online & see what I can find.