One beer
Two beer
Red beer
Blue beer
Black beer
Blue beer
Old beer
New beer
This one has a big fish
This one has a big moon
Say! what a lot
Of beer there are
Yes, some are red. And some are blue.
Some are old. And some are new.
Some are sad
And some are mad
And all are very, very bad
Why are they
Sad and mad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your deadbeat dad
Some on tap
and some with cap
and that one makes
for good scrap
From there to here, from here to there,
Funny things
Are everywhere.
Here are some
Who make you grin
They grin and spin
In the dead, dead sun
Oh me! oh my!
Oh me! oh my!
What a lot
Of funny things go by.
Some have to hops
And some have four
Some have six hops
And some have more
Where do they come from? I can't say.
But I bet they have come a long, long way.
We see them drink.
We see them puke
Some are luck
and some are fluke
Some are calm
and some rebuke
Not one of them
Is like another
Dont ask why
Go ask your deadbeat mother
Say
Look at the bubbles
One, two, three...
How many bubbles
Do I See
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven,
Eight, nine, ten
It has a thousand!
Thousand!
This is something new
I wish i had
A thousand, too!
And some more as well...
